E-Zir and Din-Invader Zim-Comady?-public

Zir looked at Din. "Spider!" She poked Din's pak. "Do the spider legs!" she commanded it.

Din has her pak extend it's mechanical legs to amuse Zir whilst she finishes up

Zir shrieked with excitement and reached for the spider leg. She grasped it and pulled it closer.

Due to Zir doing this Din falls backwards barely missing Zir, Din then retracts the mechanical legs "Zir, don't do that again. It's a good thing I'm finally done." Din sighs to her mechanical companion

"Where are we?" Zir asked. She reached down and actually picked up Din, setting her back down on her feet.

Din gives a 'seriously?' look to her SIR "Scan, it saves us time"

"I just want to know the name," Zir mumbled. A red beam shot out of her eyes as she scanned the area. "It's stinky!" she told her master plainly. "Let me ride you! FEAR ME FOR I HAVE A BUCKET!"

Din facepalms before she picks Zir up for the third time in less than 30 minutes "You're spoiled." Din sighs to her companion

Zir looks at Din. "You're spoiled to, Mary. I should stick a bikini on you for what you've done to that seal!" she points to a bush.

Din just looks at Zir "What have you been watching?"

"The models that live in the box. Are we gonna go inside? Where ARE we! I demand to know this planet's name!" Zir smiled. "Do you want a bikini instead of a shirt?"

Din nods "Let's go in we'll straighten everything out in there. And No, I'm not wearing a bikini." Din sighs as she carries Zir in

Zir jumped out of Din's arms as soon as the walked through the door. "Oh!" she ran for a fluffy sofa and plopped on top of it! "So fluffy!" she breathed, then turned to look at the Irken. "Thank you! Does it have cake in it?"

Din looks at Zir "No, no cake in it."

Zir sighed and looked at Din curiously. "Where's the secret base? And what planet is this? Please?! Just a name?!"

(hahaha, never thought of that, O.o I can't think of a planet with life besides ours.)

Din points at a closet that said broom "There's the secret base"

(EARTH! THEY'RE INVADING EARTH!  maybe... if dats okay with u then maybe)

Zir squealed and ran for the closet, sticking the seal in her head as she went. She reached for the door knob excitedly, then stopped. "Food," she mused distractedly and her eyes turned red. She ran into the kitchen and several loud crashes followed. "WHERE ARE THE STICKS! YOU NEED STICKS!" Zir's lower, functioning voice called.

(I'm cool with that, LAWL everyone loves Earth.) But me


"Zir, what'd you do?" Din asks walking into the kitchen

Pots and pans were all over the floor as Zir panicked. "I can't find the sticks, Ma'am." She turned her red eyes to Din. "The-Her voice grew high pitched as her eyes turned purple once again- STICKS... why do I want sticks? Oh yeah! You eat sticks and I was gonna find some for you!"

"Don't worry about it right now, for now lets just clean up." Din picks up a pan

Zir screamed and reached for the sink. "What's this doing here!?" she reached to turn it on.

Din smiles "We don't have piping Zir, the sink's to look normal."

Zir looked at her master. "Good, cause if we had piping it would do this," she shot an Irken fast food drink out of her mouth with the force of a fire fighter hose. "And that wouldn't be good for either of us," she smiled and continued to explore the house.

Din follows just to make sure Zir doesn't get into trouble

In her explorations Zir discovers a giant bed and a smaller bunk bed. She also finds the toilet, but is disappointed to see that there is no water in it. Finally Zir get's ahold of a can of toothpaste and struggles to get the lid off and eat it.