Welcome to The Great Zmirian War!

Misty smirks, making a mental note to take a dump on Iris's head if she could manage it.

Ahali smiles at Enzo. Once again Enzo blushes ferociously, "no," Enzo whines. Ahali gets closer, "It's still a no," Enzo bats him away a bit. Not before Ahali manages to lick him that is.

Camo grabbed a random cow off the ground and tickled it until it passed out.

"OHMYGODDESSAHALIGETYOURHANDOUTOFMYPANTS!" Enzo screams suddenly glaring at Ahali.

Iris turns around and laughs like crazy. "Oh, this is too good!" she screeches. Camo raises a non-existent eyebrow at her.

Enzo pushes Ahali to the ground but Ahali grabs his arm last second, "You little s***!" Enzo barks as he falls. Ahali's hand moving from his pants to around his waist. Enzo flips out for a minute. "OH MY F***ING GODDESS I SWEAR!" Of course. He swore. Ahali kisses Enzo happily. Enzo literally can't get up "OH MY GODDESS PUT THE GIRL DOWN AND HELP ME B******!"

Iris snickers and wraps her tail around both of the two, lifting them back up and setting them down gently.

Ahali gently brushes himself off whilst Enzo crosses his arms, before dropping an arm to grab Ahali's hand. He couldn't help but to love the clown. The cute, cheerful, little s***.

Iris smirks as she continued walking, and Misty knew what she was about to say. "If you do that, Iris, I will bite your claw off!" she muttered. The dragon closed her mouth and said nothing else.

Xander gently moves his hand to keep Willow from falling but shifts her so she rocks, "Sorry," Xander mutters. Willow smiles, "It's s'ok."

Iris muttered something to Camo, who pulled out a gray gem with a bunch of other gems stuck to it. Iris grabbed it and started looking for diamonds as he watched curiously.

"Is it just me or do animals seem to like gems a lot?" Ahali looks at them, then at Misty, then at Rosie, finally at Enzo, for the question was directed to his boy-crush.

Iris snickered. "I like the sparkles."

Misty rolled her eyes. "Mine is magical," she corrected.

"Rosie says they're delicious," Felis added.

"How stupid," Ahali shrugs his right arm (for his left was holding Enzo's hand). He slightly moves his black hair off of his face to look at Misty, "First off you're an alicorn. Now I dun- dun don't wanna sound offensives but you kinda are magically already." He waves his hand towards Felis, "You just like um for yer lady," "and you," Ahali looks at Iris, "You're Aa girl. I escuze that one."

(No typo2 Ahalii ii2 ju2t a biit off riight now)

Misty shrugs. "The gem contains energy. I can do spells that would usually require two alicorns if I draw some power from it," she said. "But I usually do not use it, as I don't want to use it all, and sometimes I put my own power into it."
 
Felis shrugged. "I'm not a big fan of gems, but yeah, Rosie is, so I'll live with her dessert choices."
 
Iris nods. "They so purdiful," she answered as she used her tail to flick one out of the ground. The sapphire hit Camo in the face and he ate it out of anger. Seeing Iris's horrified face, he promptly gagged and threw it back up, letting the dragon pick it up and shake off the bile before pocketing it and growling at him.

"Big fuss overr a ruck," Ahali rolls his eyes. Enzo watches Ahali's eyes roll and smiles.

Iris gives Camo a bop on the head before scampering farther up to get away from him.

"Arree yuh two loovers er shumtin?" Ahali watches the two scamper, "yuh know like. Like. Like hate-love. Do ya have that side of flipcoin?"

Camo looked back and laughed. "Lovers?" he asked Iris, who giggled a bit. "Nooooooooo," she said as she shook her head. "Just friend. I'm not really interested in finding a mate anyway." Camo nods, as if agreeing with her as he pulls her feet out from under her and flips her over onto her back. Iris sits up with a growl as he bounces to the other side of the group.

"No mate aren't chu gonna be culled then?" Ahali's face changes and shows deep concern, if you didn't have a mate in darkelf society you'd be killed on the spot. (Thus why Ahali was eager to be in a relationship. Especially because boy crushes are silly and he really liked Enzo anyway.)

Iris shook her head. "No... they won't kill me for not having a mate," she snickered as she nuzzled him.

Camo raised an non-existent eyebrow and muttered something to Misty, who smirked and shoved him to the side playfully.

Ahali is about to speak again when Enzo decides to shut him up. Enzo grabs Ahali's head and smashes their lips together, Ahali is stunned and Enzo drops him. "Shut the f*** up. You are so famished and high you're getting on my nerves."

Iris snickered and continued walking, while Pistol (I think that was his name but if it wasn't, I still don't give a f***) let out a screech and Rosie appeared beside him. "He's hungry," she muttered to Felis as the tom shrugged.

(Where a2 ii don't giive two 2***2 about iit. Plea2e look back and check on your own character2. But 2eriiou2ly. The liittle 2*** ii2 Bullet)

"Why the h*** did you name him Bullet? Are you f***ing expecting a jacka** or are you just angsty and misunderstood so you passed your f***ing crap to your child?" Enzo's lip arches with irritation. Ahali gently pats Enzo's cheek in attempt to calm him down, with no avail. "YOU'RE A PRETTY S***TY PARENT FOR GIVING A KID THAT F*** A** NAME!" Ahali listens to Enzo rant then speaks, "Ya. It's - per-pretty crummy name."

Rosie gave a small nod. "Mmmhmm..." she thought to herself, then muttered something to Felis. "Really?" he asked curiously. Rosie gave a small nod. "Okay, fine. What name did YOU have in mind Enzo?" Felis asked, as Rosie gave a small nod. "Kid needs a better name," she muttered to herself.

Iris started laughing at the cuss words and Camo joined in. The two glanced at each other before breaking into another fit of giggles.

"Ugh," Misty muttered to herself. "Am I all alone in the world of the SANE?"