Welcome to The Great Zmirian War!

Rosie sighed. "Are we there yet?"

"Does it look like we're there?" Enzo mutters under his breath

Rosie shrugged. "How should I know? I don't know what 'here' looks like.

"How about...Xander is tied up, his mouth is gagged, and he's in a dark room with no light source. Is that good enough?" Enzo asks with all seriousness

Rosie blinks. "Works for me," she says, without even asking how he knew.

Misty and Iris looked and each other, shrugged, then followed Rosie. Suddenly Misty stopped. "What if they took the gem from him!?" she cried. Rosie shrugged. "Then we get it back. I'd be more concerned about Xander's life." Misty looked at the ground and Iris's tail was lashing. "But that's-" Iris began, but was silenced by a kick from Misty. "It doesn't matter," the alicorn mumbled. Iris blinked a few times, obviously hurt, then began to trudge on.

Enzo doesn't understand what they're saying, nor care. He just walks on until he sees a small hallway with a large door. The door is covered in locks that can nit be picked. He twirls the keys around and gets on the floor in front of the door and gets to work. He inserts one in a few places, it would shock him if he made a mistake. He manages to get all the locks unlocked, "Misty, blast the door straight off the hinges."

Misty begins to charge her horn. She shoots a blast of power and Iris chips in by ramming it with her horns. The door busts off the hinges and leaves Misty, standing where it was, snarling and looking ferocious.

Enzo quickly darts into the dark room and a minute later comes out with Xander, "One prince," he replies letting Xander stand up. Terron rejoices and hugs Xander with all her might. Terron then whispers something in his ear.

Rosie pricks her ears and tries to catch what their saying.

Misty trots over and tilts her head to the side. "Do you have the gem?" she asks curiously. "I'm sorry to be asking. But you must keep it safe," she says softly. "It's important to me."

Xander nods to Misty and pulls the gem out of his hair, the guards didn't bother searching there so it was safe. "Yes, here," Xander outstretches his arm and tries to give it to Misty. He then adds a note, "Oh, and Terron's pregnant."

Misty steps backwards, not accepting the gem, then smiles. "That's great!" She uses her magic to fold his fingers around it.

Terron sighs, Xander then puts the gem in his pocket and hugs Terron, "It's okay. I understand completely."

Rosie snickers and looks at Iris. The dragon shrugs.

Enzo straightens up, "Alright. Let's find my step brother, beat the s*** out of him, and take Willow back."

Rosie lashes her tail. "Yeah!" she cries, then realizes she would be attacking Willow's dad, who is technically part of the family, and that's technically breaking the oath she took. Unless Willow authorized it, Rosie would have to stay back.

Misty nods and slams a hoof onto the ground.

Iris lashes her tail.

(Royal? What the holy f***ing dips***? Willow isn't royal, nor her father)

Enzo flips a double barrel then catches it and reloads it, "Let's kick some motherf***ers a**es!" Xander unsheathes a sword and Terron points the tips of her wings. They both nod and get ready to kick the a**es of Willow's s***ty father. Enzo leads the way and Xander and Terron follow close behind with their weapons ready, in hand and on back.

(I wasn't thinking. Leave it... but she did take an oath not to kill them. So... yeah. Not royal, but she still took oath.)

Misty snorts and begins to charge her horn as she follows.

Iris follows with her talons ready and the crystal spikes on her tail ready for action.

Felis unsheathes claws and growls.

Rosie trails behind with her tail drooping.

(I got that one mlp scene in my head where they all prepare to fight the dragon the Fluttershy is all like oh s***)

Enzo walks on and the group is enthusiastic for about twenty minutes then they all get bored, "I thought this would be cool. Like a spy movie. Where we make all these boss plans, then we kick butt and save day. But we've been walking for forever. Plays have lied to me. Humans have lied to me. Everything has lied to me," Xander sighs and Enzo facepalms.

Rosie tail droops and she trudges along. "I have to f***ing pee!" she complains.

Iris nods. "I'm bored. Misty said this would be fun! That's why I didn't eat the doctor!"

Misty shrugs. "I thought it would be," she answered as she clopped on the stone floor.

Only Felis remained silent. He was half asleep on Misty's back.

Enzo growls, "Rosie, just piss. Right now. I don't care, just do it," he snaps at Rosie then turns to Iris, "Xander's complaining is bad enough, I don't need two whiners," he then faces Misty, "Thank you for staying level headed," " I'm getting a f***ing headache from all this noise,"

(Sifos have very sensitive hearing.)

Rosie pees then and there.

Iris shrugged.

Misty shrugs and continues walking with Felis on her back, snoring.

Enzo stretches out his wings which were stiff causing them to smack into Xander, "Sorry X," Enzo grumbles under his breath before retrieving his wings to his back again. Terron and Xander hold hands and merrily walk. Even if extremely bored. Xander starts talking to Terron quietly. Enzo sighs, it's an unstoppable loophole.

Misty and Iris begin talking while Rosie starts to sing.

"OWLS EVERYONE IS FOND OF OWLS EXCEPT FOR MICE AND SHEWS AND SIMON COWELS AND YOU KNOW WHY THE COME FOR YOU THE OWLS IN YOUR DRESSING ROOM THE OWLS IN YOUR GRAVY EVEN IF YOU HIDE AT SEA THERE'S OWLS IN THE NAVY SIMON COWEL YOUR DAYS ARE NON THE OWLS WILL GET YOUR WHILE YOU SLUMBER IN THE NIGHT THEY'LL COME FOR YOU AND TEAR YOU CRAZY LEGS IN TWO CAUSE YOU THE KING OF THE BEAVERS THE KING OF THE BEAVERS YOU CANNOT DECEIVE AND YOU CAN'T FOOL OWLS!"

Enzo slams himself against a wall furiously, "Oh my f***ing goddess. F***. F***. F***! Shut up d***it! Ugh!" He rubs his temples, he could put up with singing, he couldn't put up with loud singing under any circumstance, "Would SOMEONE PLEASE find me earplugs, right now?" Enzo growls and Xander pulls out earplugs from his pocket and hands them to Enzo, "Why didn't we think of this sooner?" Terron asks after Enzo puts them in, if Enzo couldn't hear, no problems. Xander shrugs and holds Terron's hand again. It was happier without Enzo talking, but they knew he was their only hope practically and would have to remove the earplugs later.

Rosie snickers and continues to sing the song... OVER AND OVER AND OVER.

Misty flattens her ears Iris whines like a dog.